In the midst of organising my study post-decoration I came across something which made me roar with laughter instantly. I have had said item for many years, bought on holiday in one of those fabulous pokey European souvenir shops that is a veritable treasure trove. The first time I ever saw them they were being sported by a young boy in Royal Avenue in Belfast, and it's nothing short of a miracle that I wasn't killed by a Citybus I was laughing so hard as I crossed the road! Never has one item reduced me to such a heap of mirth in such a short space of time. So in my humble opinion every home should have a pair of glasses with cardboard eyes.
See? I told you so! Go on, get some! You won't regret it!!